Malicious Compliance

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There's at least one in my neighborhood, I think more, that have left piles in my yard. I need to set up a camera so I can rehydrate and aggressively return to the sender's front door.

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I think you're ascribing a moralistic principle to a comic that is intended more for shock value than anything else.

There is no lesson to be had here, and searching for one will only lead to madness.

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The implication was that the absurd comic is meant to evoke arguing in the comments

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I’m ready for the madness. I want it to wash over me and cleanse me from our perceived reality.

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it doesn’t seem likes it’s been very effective at that so far. anyone up for an argument in the comments?

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I saw you at the grocery store and you didn't put your cart away

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oh yeah? well i saw you stick your gum under the table in a restaurant

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The waitress saw me do it.

When I walked out of the restaurant, I told her "my name is [email protected] and you can go fuck yourself"

So you should probably avoid red lobster for a while

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that waitress was my sister and she knows me better than that. they got your name from the card you used and put you on red lobsters most wanted list. you might want to lay low for a while.

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I live on this shit and will not stop until I'm caught or killed.

I will consume as many cheddar biscuits as I can

Justin

nah, don't film strangers in public

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I'm not the person you replied to, but:

If they're on my property - which they are of their dog is taking a shit on my lawn - they're not "in public."

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My yard is not public.

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If you walk away with a hand full of dog shit, you did not win at whatever you were doing.

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Are you, too, as mad as hell, and you're not going to take this anymore?

Justin

Do you have a fence or trespassing signs?

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I have a sidewalk that clearly delineates my yard and the sidewalk. Also, I have to maintain the sidewalk, so I'll record that all I want to. Don't want the possibility of being recorded on someone's security camera? Don't walk in front of people's houses. Welcome to 2024.

Justin

Laws in the US are weird

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There's no law backing up what they're saying, it's just considered common courtesy to pick up your dog's poop if it poops in someone else's yard.