Jolly Ranchers
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I get all that. It’s the punchline that makes no sense.
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This is the most correct explanation, but the first panel is still written poorly.
"Not to be racist, but" implies he's about to do something that could be interpreted as racist. They both know it's the watermelon candy that would carry that baggage. It would make more sense to say "I'm not racist, so here's a blue jolly rancher."
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But grape and cherry are the best
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Blasphemer!
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The three best flavors of jolly rancher are, in order: Watermelon, Green Apple, Blue Raspberry.
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Sir I respect you but you are so wrong it's embarrassing.
The correct three flavors of jolly rancher are, in order:
Green apple, watermelon, blue raspberry.
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Indeed you are correct about the wrongness of the first conjecture, however, the correct flavor order is:
Watermelon, Peach*, Green Apple*Peach is not included in the typical assortment, but is widely available on its own
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is the us okay
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No, no we are not. But thanks for asking!
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what does this comic mean and why do all the comments sound like they're made by bots?
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Sir I will not tolerate such reckless disregard for decorum. You are a scoundrel sir. A SCOUNDREL.
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Do you bite your thumb, sir?
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"Here's a worse option to avoid any impression of racism" is very indicative of current attitudes.
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I do bite my thumb, sir.
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And I’d wager to say it was better than blue raspberry, twere’nt it?
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Fuck watermelons being a racist symbol, the whole thing comes from free'd slaves growing watermelons and being really really good at it and being really successful so racist people had to make up some dumb shit to undermine them. They should be a symbol of empowerment dammit, don't let the assholes win!
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We're fucked
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Yes that is exactly what the Venn diagram is showing, I have no clue why you're being down voted.
