Evil Instance Admin: What if we lowered the post character limit?
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Evil Instance Admin: What if we lowered the post character limit?
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Rob Carlsonreplied to CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: last edited by
@catsalad What if 90s SMS, but worse?
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Jer-Bearreplied to CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: last edited by
@catsalad your Mastodon post must contain uppercase and lowercase letters, a number, a special character, a minimum of 8 characters, and will be silently truncated at our undisclosed maximum character limit
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jeltereplied to CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: last edited by
@catsalad What if we made it mandatory to use an exact number of characters?
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Scott Williams 🐧replied to CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: last edited by [email protected]
@catsalad Evil admin: Monetize the character limit based on monthly subscription amount. Every dollar per month gets you 10 characters per post. Characters are defined by unicode breakpoints to further drive monetization. Wanna use those fancy emoji? Pay up!
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unixjunk1e 🌵replied to Scott Williams 🐧 last edited by
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@vwbusguy Hence the joke
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Scott Williams 🐧replied to unixjunk1e 🌵 last edited by [email protected]
@unixjunk1e @catsalad Ooooo, AWS pricing. Don't forget pricing for your managed gif attachment gateway service.