Water into Wine

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You should see the guy his brother killed, turned the water into brandy.

swab148

Replace the lead with microplastics

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I can also give you an army of Aquaman, how cool is that?
(don't hurt me if I made an unholy crossover, I have no idea which heroes belong to which universe)

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People have said the fact is derived from experiment done on live human subjects by the WW2 Japanese torture unit, Unit 731.

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So if wine is between 80-90% water anyway, doesn't seem that impressive.

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Shame all his enemies are demon type who are immune to blood attacks, of course he can perform the cleansing ritual that has advantage against demon types casting possess so he isn't completely useless it's still a waste of a spell slot.

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6% blood alcohol content is still pretty much lethal

M137

You somehow didn't answer the question, and the thing you said instead is completely obvious to anyone.

If there's a cousin of Jesus that turns people's brains into porridge, you've certainly been on the receiving end of that power.

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Indeed Professor X is Marvel, Aquaman is DC, and Jesus is New Testament Comics. There are arguments over ownership of some NT characters though, it's complicated.

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Turn the water in the wine into wine

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Jesus existed in DC comics and Marvel as both have Christmas as a holiday.

Then theres this:

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Jesus_of_Nazareth_(New_Earth)
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Jesus_Christ

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The Magi who presented gifts to Jesus were in fact aliens who followed the Star of Bethlehem throughout the universe as it appeared before important events

Oh yeah that's good stuff. Disney, adapt that shit.

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It kinda does its just not what you expected (and not what the question meant). In a 500kg mixture of you (100kg) and wine (400kg), exactly 80% of that mixture is wine and 20% is you.

To answer the actually question you'd need to know how much extract you need to turn 1L of blood into 1L of wine and I'm to lazy for that math.

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Seconds as wine amd water do not have the same consistency. Your blood cells won't move effectively enough and a BAC of 6% is extremely fatal as most will die at .6%

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I don't believe you can figure out the water content of a living human. And if you can, I don't want to know how.
You could just weigh a mummified body instead, figure out how much a living person of the same sex and height would weigh, and the difference would be water. (Not accounting for the internal organs that were removed during mummification).

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Reminds me of when someone made the same observation in Avatar: the Last Airbender about waterbenders.

(Except in that one, the observation wasn’t from online comedians - it was a fridge horror episode in the show)

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https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1t4rsf I think the author watched this

LoudWaterHombre

I thought we are 70% water

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The show directly addressed this with blood bending, maybe not as viscerally as I've seen online but it definitely did. Like if water benders can build enormous ice walls they're definitely the most dangerous benders in Avatar. They could absolutely rip a person's soft tissues off their bones if they tried. It's just seen as so morally wrong that few benders even think about it. Like how we generally view mutilating a body in our societies or other strong taboos.

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Also reminds me of the lactokinetic in Misfits. He appeared harmless, but if you had consumed any dairy products that were still in your body, he could kill you instantly.