Water into Wine

[dunkan2@lemmy.world]

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[rivalarrival@lemmy.today]

Never been impressed by the "water to wine" miracle.

My S/O can turn anything into whine.

[perishthethought@lemm.ee]

This seems like a XKCD / Randall Munroe "What if" kind of question. I.e., how long would a person survive if all of the water inside them was turned into wine?

[henfredemars@infosec.pub]

I bet it would take a long time for that body to rot.

[godnroc@lemmy.world]

A quick search suggests that blood is 80% water. Turning that into wine at a weak concentration of 5.5% results in around at 14.5% BAC which is over 10 times greater than the highest ever recorded, so it would be certainly lethal.

[diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Wine is 15% alcohol.

Human are 60% water.

Human weight around 70kg

70 x 0.6 = 42 L

42 x 0.15 = 6.3 L of pure alcohol.

[perishthethought@lemm.ee]

Yeah, but how long before I croak?!?!? I need to know now!

[jewbacca117@lemmy.world]

Wine is 80-90% water, but all that alcohol and other flavor compounds directly in your bloodstream would not be good.

[droporain@lemmynsfw.com]

Fucking weak as humans now. In my day we were 75% water and probably like 5-15 % lead. /S

[3dmvr@lemm.ee]

Miss when superheroes had vague wording in their powers, leap great distances could scale up and down , mean anything

[webghost0101@sopuli.xyz]

I have a different question. How much wine extract can i add to the water in my body to be able to correctly state i exist out of 80% wine and still live.

[ricecake@sh.itjust.works]

That's much easier. If you weigh 100kg (220lb) it's W/(100 + W) = 0.8, and solving for W gives 400.

If you eat 400 kg of wine powder then 80% of your mass will be wine.

This will kill you, and it doesn't actually matter what powder you choose to eat.

[lodemike@lemmy.today]

Probably 0.00 seconds.

[kryptoniancodemonkey@lemmy.world]

So you're nostalgic for the Golden age? How old are you?

[coherent_domain@infosec.pub]

Can Jesus turn the water in wine into wine?

[3dmvr@lemm.ee]

thats just most of what they had in the library growing up, 25 lol

[perishthethought@lemm.ee]

That's what I'm talking about. OK then.

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

Did you have to help a chicken cross the road making that joke?

[jasondj@lemmy.zip]

Jesus invented brandy.

[lodemike@lemmy.today]

To be specific, it'd likely immediately fuck up the electrical signals in the brain, thus killing the brain.