"Everyone knows what a horse is"
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So you’re saying I’m a ritual object? Huh, go figure.
No, sorry. You're a roommate. Every thing is a ritual object, every one is a roommate and good friend.
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Always love seeing these come up and everyone confidently stating that it's been solved. Everything from a knitting tool (highly unlikely as the Romans didn't knit) to a dice. The truth is we just don't know and likely never will unless a new source .
Personally I'm convinced by the theory that they're probably a metalworkers portfolio piece used to demonstrate the creators skill, either to potential customers or as a test to join a guild.
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This is SCP-184.
But you probably don’t have access to that file.
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Spaghetti portion measurer.
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All we know for certain is that at some point that thing was on some bored Romans knob.
We could use the smoke DNA samples he's provided to bring him back and ask him
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It's a Roman plumbus.
Everyone Roman has one
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Panic Pete
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My ancient roman friend says it's a candle holder for different sized candles
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Cave canem
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It's fiction? I think you need to take a second to actually read the link provided because it's very clear this is for children and your response to it is silly.
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This is SCP-184.
But you probably don’t have access to that file.
This isn't even a joke, I have an O5 ID card in my wallet. Fun little thing to pull out in moments like this lol
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Everyone Roman has one
This is why there was no need to write about it.
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They've actually all been planted by time travelers just to fuck with people.
This is why I couldn't have a time machine. I'd go back in time and fuck with people. Leave a modern day Bic pen deep in a cave in New Zealand, or a randomly shaped object with no clear use made from something like titanium in a forest in the middle of Brazil.
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This isn't even a joke, I have an O5 ID card in my wallet. Fun little thing to pull out in moments like this lol
This is amazing. I love it.
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... Art?
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This is amazing. I love it.
God this thing has gotten so beaten up lately. Clearly not the best quality lol that or I'm the longest serving O5.
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And behind the butt plugs?
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And behind the butt plugs?
The declaration of independence
