"Everyone knows what a horse is"
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Must be ceremonial.
Underrated joke
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No, no you don't. Everything that isn't fully functional and necessary for life is a ritual object! And also some of the the other things to! It's all ritual! It's ritual all the way down, baby!
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So it's a sex toy, got it.
Did it went up or got filled?
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So it's a sex toy, got it.
A fertility ceremonial, got it!
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Must be ceremonial.
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It’s obviously a dick-measuring tool
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Gotta keep the giants and dragons warm
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Have you ever been inserted or had something inserted?
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Gotta keep the giants and dragons warm
God-sized sweaters and socks to offer at the sermons in temples
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I can't remember if it's an official Asimov book or not, but one of the Foundation books set far beyond even the main series has an archaeological mission finding thousands of ceremonial hard white ceramic bowl-funnels and speculating on their significance to these incomprehensibly ancient peoples.
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People back then loved their religious calendars. That's all they ever talked about. Whole books could be written about them.
But instead of books to write about them, they documented their love of religious calendar artifacts, with more calendar artifacts.
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People say this every time, and it’s still not true, because the Romans didn’t knit. Knitting is a technology and it hadn’t made it to Rome at the time these were made.
Also, some were solid and unsuitable for knitting. And they were found with giant piles of money, which is a weird place to keep your domestic tools.
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People say this every time, and it’s still not true, because the Romans didn’t knit. Knitting is a technology and it hadn’t made it to Rome at the time these were made.
Also, some were solid and unsuitable for knitting. And they were found with giant piles of money, which is a weird place to keep your domestic tools.
Knitting
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Oh well if you put it that way I guess it’s knitting
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I can't remember if it's an official Asimov book or not, but one of the Foundation books set far beyond even the main series has an archaeological mission finding thousands of ceremonial hard white ceramic bowl-funnels and speculating on their significance to these incomprehensibly ancient peoples.
thousands
There's probably millions even if you account for the fact that most would have been destroyed
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What if instead toilet seats become a symbol for a group of genetically engineered super soldiers known for being Mary Sues?
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Oh well if you put it that way I guess it’s knitting
Good
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Obviously it's a key that needs to be inserted into an ancient titan robot to power it back up.
