Running interference [Safely Endangered]

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All we need to do is make sure we keep talking.

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To clarify, we likely wouldn't end as a species.

Dinosaurs were ended with a roughly 10-15km meteroirite hitting earth, and causing months of distortions and damage to the ecosystem that disrupted their way of life enough that they starved or died of other causes.

They were not nearly as adaptable as we are in modern times.

To be sure, a lot of progress would die, and life would be greatly disrupted, but we, as a species, would almost certainly survive a similar event.

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~~How did you kn...~~ uh I mean, nuh-uh!

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Jupiter is "the big one".

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If we humans did not chronically overestimate self and underestimate risk then we'd all choose to kill ourselves. Individuals can be smart. But, when pressured or at scale we're really fucking stupid.

causing months of distortions and damage

It wasn't months. It was centuries of upheaval before systems restabilized, double digit human generations.

Sure, the asteroid wouldn't kill all of humanity. The subsequent choices of the few that remained almost certainly would. We're fragile, ordinary creatures that just got here and immediately set about killing one another and the planet itself.

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How do the exacerbaters and mitigators cancel each other out to yield exactly net zero?

Hell, you can even have a 1% allowance. Just explain how it's even close.

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In the bando of the Solar System, Jupiter is the pitbull

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Now we still have to go to work tomorrow!

FUCK YOU Moon

The Picard Maneuver

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That is certainly one way it could go.

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Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one!

Never tell me the odds.

A very human response.

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The Deccan Traps probably didn't help either.

Oh, by the way, didn't the Phlegraean Fields start acting up recently..?

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Ok, I'm old. Asteroid is slang for what?

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... and that's how life on mars got extinct

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I don't think it's common slang but in this particular case asteroid is the penis

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So much for my post-election prayers...

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Just as his namesake god, sometimes benevolent, sometimes an asshole. Though slightly less of an asshole, it seems

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I see what you mean. But, take out the word "slightly" and it's also how most of us perceive ourselves and how we should be treated by an authority. It seems exemplified in our anthropomorphized perceptions of most gods.

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Yeah, polytheistic gods are basically people, with all consequences thereof. Powerful, but not omnipotent, nor omniscient.

We've been telling stories of those people to make sense of the universe, but the story is ultimately about us.