Pick 3

[horni@lemmy.world]

Just give me being attractive and fuck the rest.

[fnrir@lemmy.world]

Give me arbitrary code execution and privilege escalation in the simulation we live in and I'll be satisfied.

[jolteon@lemmy.zip]

The fact that invulnerability is on the list strongly implys that "immortality" just means agelessness.

[hellsbelle@sh.itjust.works]

With chameleon, healing and unarmed combat I could rule the world.

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

Methinks eventually going completely nuts is part and parcel of the supervillain lifestyle

I know what I signed up for.

Now all I need is a hero type who will antagonise me and mess with my plans... While never actually doing something reasonable like killing me or making it so I am no longer wealthy so as to reduce my power a bit. Y'know, like most superheroes do with their nemeseseses.

[pyroneurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

That was my take as well. I already have a degree of elasticity, agility, and healing. Guess I'm tapped out and cannot redeem this coupon for god-mode.

[randelung@lemmy.world]

I mean, Magic is just "all of the above".

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

I would say with 'insanely rich,' 'intellect' and 'gadgets,' you could pretty much achieve any of the rest you wanted on your own.

[kerred@lemmy.world]

Plus insanely rich is the best way to do things like have people adore you, avoid jail, etc., depending on where you live of course.

[jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml]

Isn't divine powers all of these?

[jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml]

I'd like that too, but I don't know how to program so it'd turn out to be a pretty cruel joke. I'd need that plus access to interdimensional internet so I could download scripts and be a scriptkiddy of reality.

[psoul@lemmy.world]

Insanely Rich, Submariner, Shape Shifter.

Now let’s go explore the titanic shall we?

[rizzrustbolt@lemmy.world]

Invisibility, chameleon, shapeshifter.

The Redundant Spy.

[ziglin@lemmy.world]

Where is Attractive Enby?

[maven@lemmy.zip]

Vampirism

[cycle0861@lemmy.world]

Mr Wayne?

[hollownaught@lemmy.world]

The most op power in my eyes is super speed. You basically get infinite, on demand mass, strength and endurance, and can (assuming you can go really fast) time travel

That being said, the only super power I'd ever want is the ability to create fast-acting hormones of my choosing, with my nails acting as syringes when willed to be able to inject or secrete them

AKA Emporio Ivankov

[fenririii@lemmy.world]

Vibrating hand.