Pick 3

[hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Attractive female, insanely rich, and teleport. I'll have a gf, have money to finance my 1000 hobbies and help others, and never have to stand an hour in a crowded bus trying to hold in a fart again.

[hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

You could also be a supervillain... >:)

[bilbobargains@lemmy.world]

Magic Feral Submariners will take over the world one day.

[simulation6@sopuli.xyz]

I think Attractive female means you become an attractive female, so the genie got you.

[lurch@sh.itjust.works]

divine is religion based. like spawning 6 arms and dividing oceans. powering things up by blessing and being able to seal or banish evil.

dr. manhatten is physics based. he could maybe do similar things, but his powers are not magical. he can't force a spirit to stay in a piece of armor or things like that.

[lurch@sh.itjust.works]

oh yeah, the magic of "insanely rich"

[simulation6@sopuli.xyz]

The religion is Shinto and you gain the powers of a kappa

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

I think Insanely Rich means that you're actually an insane guy called Rich

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

I'm trying to work out what that is. The ability to, uh, do everything on that list? If so, I will also take 3 scoops please.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Yeah it would be interesting to know the limits. Mine would be SuperSight+Teleport, with the understanding that I'm able to perceive time very slowly at will and maybe see very far if I want to. Also, sneezing wouldn't trigger a teleport.

I don't want any Saiki-K situations where I'm unable to be attracted to people because I can only see their muscle and skeletons.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Aww, cute sad walrus emoji

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

F-for for fighting crime, r-right?

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

You could be an old walnut tree in Istanbul! No one would be aware of you, but neither would the police.

[figjam@midwest.social]

You know, standard stuff like food transmutation, turning into a swan to get laid and having fire come out your mouth when you get mad.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

The religion is Greganism. Greg believes in Ferraris and Skittles.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

HeroMaker3

[figjam@midwest.social]

Teleport, invisibility, and psionic as long as that includes mind reading.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

I think if you siphon a rich man, you get his wealth. If you siphon a poor man, he'll thank you and ask how much it is to go all the way

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Teleport is creating wormholes, that's science, not magic. I'm an adult I think.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Maybe it comes with the burden of cosmic knowledge, so all the fun human-level stuff doesn't seem worth doing