Pick 3

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See. I thought "immortal" was "non-ageing" and impervious to cancer and Alzheimer's, etc. I took Healing because I felt it close the injury loophole.

Of course teleport because life may not be too short but I'm still going to mars and I don't have to learn the katana. #thereCanBeOnlyOne

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Being a necromancing immortal weathercontroller sounds fun...

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Magic. Two others at random.

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He can siphon a tank of gas quicker than anybody else. He makes a living stealing gas from parking lots.

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Doesn't divine powers mean you can get anything on that list?

Its weird that not a lot of people decided to choose it.

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Vampirism, Divine Powers and Magic. These three pretty much give you every other power on this list. You are essentially God and need only keep the human race alive so you can feed off their blood.

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I don't see why not, but it would depend. Wizards can separate but need to know the location they are going too, so pick your own universe rules haha

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You're invulnerable, just teleport again

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Supersight
Weapons master
Super strength or super speed

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Let's fighting love!

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exactly santa brings the sack, he figured it out.

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Attractive female, immortal, divine powers.

But, not any major religion. Just start making flowers bloom in the name of some minor goddess that has good rules. Go around healing people and giving out free food.

See what that does to the world when basically every main religion is "wrong"

The Wiccans I know are generally good folk, what chaos when healing crystals actually start working?

Attempt to not to go mad with power.

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Attractive female, attractive male, invisibility

I'm the most beautiful creature on earth, and only I decide who gets the privilege of knowing it

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Magic, 3 times

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Teleportation, invulnerability, siphon abilities.

And then I teleport to everyone in the thread.

Unless someone has teleportation, intellect, and siphon abilities. Then they might outwit me and find someone invulnerable before I do. But I might find someone intellectual before they do. And then it becomes a race.

Comic adaptation when?

【 That time I got 3 superpowers from a Lemmy post, but so did everyone else? Yuusha no Skill Siphon 】

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I can give you some immortality-related existential dread if you want

Wikipedia's Timeline of the Far Future didn't make me comfortable with my own mortality so much as it made me even more afraid of immortality

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I think it's closer to Level 2 Priest compared to Yahweh.

But then how many abilities will end up crummy for balancing purposes? It's like "pick a sword, bow, or gun to defend yourself", but you don't have the strength for a European longbow and your pirate-era flintlock has enough spread to hit the neighbor's dog.

What if teleportation is 2 inches, or flight is 3 feet? What if invisibility means light goes straight through your corneas and you end up blind? What if immortal just means only your brain will survive??

Nevermind

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Me when I picked immortal but my opponent spawned a tsunami that sent me to the kabillion PSI ocean floor (I am doomed)

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wtf is this list, these are absolutely not equal powers. Magic alone accounts for 80% of this list.

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If invulnerability means not being subjected to all the forces eventually pulling apart and decaying all matter, I'm still on board. I'll roll the dice that things eventually find a way to come back around, whatever that means.