Pick 3

[2ugly2live@lemmy.world]

"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" because what power doesn't fall under that, and "Insanely Rich."

[seekpie@lemm.ee]

Is that... Cartman?

[hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Yup, you got me genie hahaha, definitely didn't want this, you got me so good

[tektite@slrpnk.net]

You're a cuttlefish!

[mjhelto@lemm.ee]

Episode Fun with Weapons, I think was the name. It's about the boys being obsessed with anime warriors and their weapons. This is the anime persona of Cartman.

It was probably one of the funnier episodes. Highly recommend!

[mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de]

Why doesn't "Divine Powers" include everything else?

[remembertheapollo_@lemmy.world]

Teleport - force field - healing

Pretty much nothing you couldn’t do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume you’d have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.

[mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de]

I thought that's what they meant at first.

[mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de]

Of course a blahaj.zone user comments that!

[mjhelto@lemm.ee]

I recently realized how much I say my password in my head while typing it. For me, I'd swap invulnerable with telepathy and steal all the passwords!

[theeighthdoctor@lemmy.world]

Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!

[periodicallypedantic@lemmy.ca]

I feel like immortality is always a monkey's paw.
Can we replace it with like... Negligible Senescence?

[stinky@redlemmy.com]

Sir, an unidentified vessel is hailing us! It wants us to... spread?

[laurentide@pawb.social]

If I'm a plural system do we get to pick 3 for each of us?

If it's one set for everyone, I'm going with Shapeshifting, Healing, and the third kind of depends on how this stuff works.

Shapeshifting I'd take even if I was only allowed one power. I'd finally have a body that fits. Several of them, in fact. Some might even be human. We could swap between us physically, and turning into stuff for a while just sounds fun.

Healing because if I don't pick it I'm eventually going to regret it. Shapeshifting might already let me fix any damage that isn't incapacitating or instantly lethal, but that only applies to my own body. I'd want to be able to help others, too.

For the third power... Magic could mean a lot of things, including many on this list. Maybe it's a "jack of all trades, master of none" kind of deal, which I'd be fine with. A bunch of spells that cover a wide range of situations but aren't as strong as specializing in a single power.

Teleport is really appealing. Lots I can do with it if I can take people or things with me, or set up something long-range that doesn't require line of sight. If it also allows me to create permanent portals then we're really going to have fun.

Or I could take Invulnerability to remove that "incapacitating or instantly lethal" weakness and really lean into being some kind of unstoppable healer. Divine Powers? Depending on what that does, it could replace Healing while also giving a bunch of other benefits. Hell, if it lets me resurrect people too, and I also take Invulnerability, then I'm basically an emergency respawn point for the entire community.

[tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world]

That's why you need to co spec invulnerability

[mirthfulalembic@lemmy.world]

Well, immortality and invulnerability are a definite to deal with some existential dread.

Then I suppose insanely rich because you're going to need a lot of money to make investments on a forever time scale.

[test_tickles@lemmy.world]

"Divine Powers" means you can make anything Fabulous! with just a glance.

[test_tickles@lemmy.world]

I really like that this set works for both men and women.

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

I feel 'Magic' is able to cover a lot of these....

[mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de]

Hell yeah