Pick 3

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

I think Insanely Rich means that you're actually an insane guy called Rich

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

I'm trying to work out what that is. The ability to, uh, do everything on that list? If so, I will also take 3 scoops please.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Yeah it would be interesting to know the limits. Mine would be SuperSight+Teleport, with the understanding that I'm able to perceive time very slowly at will and maybe see very far if I want to. Also, sneezing wouldn't trigger a teleport.

I don't want any Saiki-K situations where I'm unable to be attracted to people because I can only see their muscle and skeletons.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Aww, cute sad walrus emoji

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

F-for for fighting crime, r-right?

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

You could be an old walnut tree in Istanbul! No one would be aware of you, but neither would the police.

[figjam@midwest.social]

You know, standard stuff like food transmutation, turning into a swan to get laid and having fire come out your mouth when you get mad.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

The religion is Greganism. Greg believes in Ferraris and Skittles.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

HeroMaker3

[figjam@midwest.social]

Teleport, invisibility, and psionic as long as that includes mind reading.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

I think if you siphon a rich man, you get his wealth. If you siphon a poor man, he'll thank you and ask how much it is to go all the way

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Teleport is creating wormholes, that's science, not magic. I'm an adult I think.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

Maybe it comes with the burden of cosmic knowledge, so all the fun human-level stuff doesn't seem worth doing

[laurentide@pawb.social]

Is this a trick question? You're you. No amount of bodily alteration will change that. Shapeshifting will, however, allow you to have the most you-like body imaginable.

[2ugly2live@lemmy.world]

"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" because what power doesn't fall under that, and "Insanely Rich."

[seekpie@lemm.ee]

Is that... Cartman?

[hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Yup, you got me genie hahaha, definitely didn't want this, you got me so good

[tektite@slrpnk.net]

You're a cuttlefish!

[mjhelto@lemm.ee]

Episode Fun with Weapons, I think was the name. It's about the boys being obsessed with anime warriors and their weapons. This is the anime persona of Cartman.

It was probably one of the funnier episodes. Highly recommend!

[mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de]

Why doesn't "Divine Powers" include everything else?