wiring the shock collar up to some "lines of code per hour" monitor to keep me on the grind

[theresnotime@fox.nexus]

wiring the shock collar up to some "lines of code per hour" monitor to keep me on the grind

[theresnotime@fox.nexus]

only real sigma programmers put on the collar

[kuriko@wetdry.world]

@theresnotime [ equips the shock collar and connects it to the computer ]
“okay! i’m ready to code now! ”

the interviewer for the new job, in the same room:

[crazypedia@pagan.plus]

@theresnotime I didn't read to see if the current versions *actually* give you an electric shock anymore, but the original ones did we tried to pitch it to work for everyone from developer motivation to management location system with the shock all the way up when they're not in a scheduled meeting. No one thought it would improve productivity enough 🫤

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[theresnotime@fox.nexus]

@Crazypedia shock collars for the masses!