The 90s were an innocent time, where the idea of a guy removing a rib in order to suck himself off was the most outrageous thing we could imagine.

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NGL. I'd fucking love a Snickers rn

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God damn dude....

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Hmmm...I seem to remember the Republicans in Congress actually having a spine with Nixon. Though I do agree things weren't roses back then. The cost of living was easier, but we paid for a lot of things we don't now. $12 for one CD vs $10 a month for Spotify. But I would say the late 90s/ pre 9/11 was pretty nice for the US. Not the case for the rest of the world admittedly. But we definitely have nothing on how bad the 20s, 30s and 40s were.

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Am I wrong?

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In roman times they used to chain link slaves together by the necks and ankles. Then they'd scoop out the eyes of everyone who isn't the first in the chain.

Today, we not only don't have slaves (well, except for prison, but thats another conversation) but the idea of scooping out anothers eyes is horrific sounding, rather than just the norm.

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yeah I remember that in 2000 or so. Was scarred for some time. Would not recommend

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Given that Mark Paul Gosseaar is still alive, I think Ivan was listing 2 things that weren't true

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What is outrageous about a dead body?

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Whats outrageous about the village people being gay?

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Are you confusing outraged with political violence?

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On so many fucking levels that it's going to be best for my mental health to just block your dumb ass and move on with my day.

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All hail the Gerbil King!

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You should hear what cartels do to people.

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Electrocuted, cut in half, smashed... Once you see it, it can't be unseen.

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It wasn't that early but early enough that a) a major news site hotlinked an image from some random website and b) that website redirected the image to point at a sexually explicit shock image without anyone panicking.

That still has early Internet energy to it. Not quite Mahir Çağrı energy but still markedly different from today's relatively sanitized interactions.

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There's only a single decent quality video of the first plane on 9/11. Because in a city of millions of people, only 1 person in the area was recording at the time.

I can't even imagine how many videos there would be if it happened today.

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A group of friend and I had a little website we used as a precusor to modern day social media. I made a common on a post on there where I linked to an image on SA. Little did I know that Lowtax didn’t use goatse. No he used a very high resolution close-up image of the head of a penis with a drop of pre-finishing liquid oozing out.

So I post this comment from my desk at work and go back to work. About 30-minutes later, my roommate, who sat a few cubicles down from me says my name. Not like normal, his voice broke as he was saying it. I’m like, “what?” He says, “what did you post to the site?” I told him and he says that is not at all what he’s seeing. I go over there and holy shit all 1600x1200 pixels of his 21” CRT is filled with this engorged dickhead!

We reached out to the site admin and told him what happened. He deleted the image ref and I posted a comment explaining what happened.

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Van Halen's road crew confirmed that. They also confirmed that, without exception, if the M&Ms were wrong, there were other major problems. And when I say major, it's on the level of "people would have died" if they had continued with the show.

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90s middle school: same urban legend, except it was 1 gallon from Gwen Stefani.

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Forgot to add the SA image was cached in my browser. So when my roommate asked me about it I brought it back up and, of course it looked fine to me! No dicks to be seen.