The 90s were an innocent time, where the idea of a guy removing a rib in order to suck himself off was the most outrageous thing we could imagine.

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All hail the Gerbil King!

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You should hear what cartels do to people.

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Electrocuted, cut in half, smashed... Once you see it, it can't be unseen.

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It wasn't that early but early enough that a) a major news site hotlinked an image from some random website and b) that website redirected the image to point at a sexually explicit shock image without anyone panicking.

That still has early Internet energy to it. Not quite Mahir Çağrı energy but still markedly different from today's relatively sanitized interactions.

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There's only a single decent quality video of the first plane on 9/11. Because in a city of millions of people, only 1 person in the area was recording at the time.

I can't even imagine how many videos there would be if it happened today.

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A group of friend and I had a little website we used as a precusor to modern day social media. I made a common on a post on there where I linked to an image on SA. Little did I know that Lowtax didn’t use goatse. No he used a very high resolution close-up image of the head of a penis with a drop of pre-finishing liquid oozing out.

So I post this comment from my desk at work and go back to work. About 30-minutes later, my roommate, who sat a few cubicles down from me says my name. Not like normal, his voice broke as he was saying it. I’m like, “what?” He says, “what did you post to the site?” I told him and he says that is not at all what he’s seeing. I go over there and holy shit all 1600x1200 pixels of his 21” CRT is filled with this engorged dickhead!

We reached out to the site admin and told him what happened. He deleted the image ref and I posted a comment explaining what happened.

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Van Halen's road crew confirmed that. They also confirmed that, without exception, if the M&Ms were wrong, there were other major problems. And when I say major, it's on the level of "people would have died" if they had continued with the show.

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90s middle school: same urban legend, except it was 1 gallon from Gwen Stefani.

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Forgot to add the SA image was cached in my browser. So when my roommate asked me about it I brought it back up and, of course it looked fine to me! No dicks to be seen.

Repple (she/her)

AIDS has killed many more than COVID-19, albeit slower. Gingrich and Justice Thomas are responsible for a lot of the degradation of our institutions that allowed for trump and his ilk. Gay and Trans rights were essentially non-existent compared to today.

We are worse off in many many ways, but for me personally that last one means I am much better off at this moment (this may not last).

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Lol goatse

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But did you go to a suicide forest as part of a YouTube video? And then have to fake cry an apology?

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I wanna hike through the suicide forest, for nostalgia.

And everyone needs a good fake cry now and then.

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There were multiple genocides going on too buddy

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Armageddon!

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Sounds good

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Wow the comment made me think someone should make an updated version and here you are. Not the biggest fall out fan but that was pretty dope, esp with the fan made video on yt.

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Rawanda, South African Apartheid. Those two alone...

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This was a rumor created and disseminated by children. I think that context is pretty important when you're using it to gauge naivety.

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I was usually pretty good about avoiding those things, but that fucking sloth guy still haunts my nightmares.