The 90s were an innocent time, where the idea of a guy removing a rib in order to suck himself off was the most outrageous thing we could imagine.

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rabies shots, certainly not a fun experience lol

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Weren't a few pigeons also, erm, bitten off?

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If I remember the story about it, van halen productions were way bigger than most, on the order of 18 semis worth of equipment compared to a normal production's two semis. The candy thing was a quick and dirty way to check that the venue had followed the instructions for everything else to the letter, because it would get complicated if they hadn't.

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Shock marketing and the release of hyper gory “banned” vhs tapes was a big marketing tactic for music in the early 90s. There’s a great NIN documentary that covers this.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out this rumor was somehow disseminated by labels.

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Oh god, I can't tell if that would be an epic prank, or a traumatizing nightmare.

Your teacher gets a cop, and all your classmates to go in it. Everyone acts like you did it.

Then a cop comes in, and arrests you. Throws you into the back of his car....then DRIVES YOU TO DISNEY WORLD!!!!

Which, might be kind of a long drive now that I think about it. I have no idea where you lived in 1995.

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All I know is that most people just want to live their lives without hurting anyone else.

I wish it were "all people."

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Not really. They just didn't have the same level of internet connectivity that we have now.

So they didn't have as much information and couldn't talk to each other the way people can now.

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What happens when they remember the candy but forget other shit?

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Also ogrish.com at the peak of journalist decapitation videos.

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perhaps some “that’s what Comrade Pelosi wants you to believe”

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With no sarcasm, this is nice.

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Purple Aki turned out to be real though.