Root post for #monsterdon

jonny

jonny (good kind)

we waited one long week and I can't believe the day has finally come and it's time for The Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy
#Monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

Alright from the very first title card it looks like the Tubi version (left) is substantially different from the archive.org version (right). anyone got any info on the various releases of this movie? #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

ya woof, the tubi version is like a million times clearer than the archive.org version. idk if that's some "AI upsampling" thing or if it is just a much better restoration #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

it looks like both of them are cropping the original in some way - in the tubi version, it's been cropped vertically to be 16:9, but the archive.org version is cropped horizontally and has vertical black bands around the edges. what in tarnation #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

For those of u just joining us pre-show #monsterdon - the archive.org version is really bad, and so if you want to see the tubi version without ads i've rehosted it on @monsterdon here: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/58a6uu9emiaCofNVgizTsf

and @ryan is hosting the Spanish audio version over here: https://miru.miyaku.media/

( i've started a list of alternative monsterdon sources here, so if you also regularly provide a stream, lmk and i'll add it to the list: https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon#Alternative_Movie_Sources )

jonny (good kind)

punching a dude in the throat is a hell of a way to make an entrance #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

look the movie is literally titled "wrestling women vs the aztec mummy" so you better believe we are going to get 25% of the runtime being literal wrestling women. this rocks #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

what kind of pin is holding someone's arms out to the side like that is that regulation #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

when she says "you and i almost didn't even make it" is she saying death is an option in these matches? #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

TIMESTAMP TO GO BACK AND CLIP THE GUY BEHIND THE PILLAR #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS SCENE #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

the guy creeping over the window and that guys wailing voice, this movie is so good it's hard to put into words, i am just speechless #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

i have no idea why they are setting up this three's company cohabitation situation but it can only be good for the movie #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

the cohabitation plan didn't even last a single scene #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

dog be fucking careful with how you handle thousand year old documents there isn't a backup of the codex #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

"now watch as i dominate this girl's will" is an incredible localization near-miss, that is just in the uncanny valley of "things that are syntactically and semantically valid but not things that would ever be said exactly like that" #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

couldn't even get the voice actor to pretend like that limberger cheese joke worked #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

WHAT does that "as an amazon, you're the greatest" line mean. #monsterdon

jonny (good kind)

the tall woman chopped the short guy into the room..? and then fought the people that were in the room? is anyone on anyone's side or what are they doing? #monsterdon