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You would have a very difficult time regulating your body temperature. You would need to regularly moisturize your entire body. You wouldn't need to buy deodorant anymore, and you would rarely need to shower. (Lips don't have any sweat or oil glands)

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I don't buy lip balm, or chap stick or any other stuff like that.

But I lick my lips when needed.

Now I'm just imagining a bunch of people waiting at the bus stop. Just licking their arms. As you do when you have free time. Nothing abnormal or sexual about it. Just humans being humans.

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Plot twist, the manager heard you from the counter, and decided she knew EXACTLY what to do with her interviewee in 5 minutes.

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Currently dealing with really dry cracked lips....

This sounds awful.

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herpes simplex 5000

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You would also have absolutely no body hair.

A whole lot of people would be a different skin color, and this lip-skin color would change more as you age.

Walking would be much more painful due to increased concentration of sensory nerves.

You would also sunburn much more easily, and probably bleed more easily and severely from light cuts and abrasions.

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If ChatGPT was applying for the job:

Lip skin is extremely thin, lacks most sweat glands and hair follicles, and has capillaries near the surface. If your entire body were covered with lip skin, you’d lose much of your normal protective barrier. You’d be extremely vulnerable to dehydration, temperature changes, and infections, and your skin would likely dry and crack constantly without constant moisturizing. You’d also appear reddish or pinkish all over, and physical contact could be painfully sensitive. Overall, such a condition would be debilitating and practically unlivable.

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I’m that case I thank her because this is the best relationship I’ve ever had. My wife definitely makes me a better person and is a true partner for me

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They asked what you think, not what you don't think. Smdh head.

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I think ChapStick futures would go through the roof.

Bobby Turkalino

I interviewed for a programming position and one of the interviewers asked me if I would rather program in all ones or all zeroes

Granted, the other interviewer on the call sigh-laughed and said “don’t answer that”. Sure it’s a stupid question but it actually comforted me to hear the dudes didn’t have sticks up their asses

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So... Which is it

Bobby Turkalino

All ones cuz I’d rather be always on than always off

(I was a hard charger back then)

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I told a high school buddy that nipple skin was the same as lip skin and that when you look at a woman’s lips it is the same skin as their nipples. He froze and stared off into the distance for a long while.