You put up this sign, you are going to have to physically restrain me
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You put up this sign, you are going to have to physically restrain me
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Jason Lefkowitzreplied to Jason Lefkowitz last edited by [email protected]
This reminds me of a story I've already told here, but that was on my old account so you may not have seen it.
A few years ago, my then-girlfriend and I went on a date to an art gallery. We came to a room that was completely bare-walled and empty, except for one thing: a box in the middle with a wire running out of it.
Is this art? I thought.
I inspected the box. It had two switches, labeled ARM and FIRE.
I flipped the ARM switch. Nothing happened.
I looked at my girlfriend. She shrugged.
Then I flipped the FIRE switch. And there was an ear-splitting BANG as
THE WHOLE ROOM FILLED WITH CONFETTI -
My best guess is that they had rigged the room for some kind of event. I can't tell you for certain, because as soon as the confetti stopped flying she and I got out of the building as fast as our feet would carry us
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:replied to Jason Lefkowitz last edited by
@jalefkowit Boop ALL the buttons!!!
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Jason Lefkowitzreplied to CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: last edited by
@catsalad Imagining five minutes later the whole gallery staff walks in with a trophy for me, and wonders where I went
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criley :manjaro:replied to Jason Lefkowitz last edited by
@jalefkowit That's what the tape over the switch is doing.
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@jalefkowit @catsalad More like the crew with brooms and dustpans that have to reset the whole thing while muttering under their breath.
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