God was there
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Thinks of the tentacle possibilities!
Oh trust me, I do
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No, I "demand" that they don't post in a way that implies the thing is real with links when the links don't contain that information.
I will admit I'm being a grouchy ass. Sorry I'm taking my frustration out on you guys.
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Man, what a waste.
In Tebow's shoes I'd have been having sex with every woman I see.
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My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...
If you believe Jesus, even looking at a woman with lust in your heart is equivalent to full-on adultery, so no tiers. Many Christians actually believe that and, for example, would treat discovering a partner watching porn as if they've discovered the partner cheating.
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God was there
In the corner
Quietly jerking off
Then cumming over the two of them
God is a kinky dude, I like him.
“And the Holy Spirit came upon them…”
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My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...
They're both considered sodomy
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Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal sex counts according to some religious people i met.
according to some religious people i met
🥴
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“And the Holy Spirit came upon them…”
Would you call that a blessing?
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He had THE Sex. You know the one sex you get in your life and then never again.
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God was there
In the corner
Quietly jerking off
Then cumming over the two of them
God is a kinky dude, I like him.
He was on the cuck chair
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Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal sex counts according to some religious people i met.
He's definitely okay with oral. Provided you swallow.
There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.
-- Mark 7:15
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Even almighty God cannot witness things that fast.
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He's definitely okay with oral. Provided you swallow.
There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.
-- Mark 7:15
Damn! Mark was one kinky motherfucker.
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That's not helping...
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He hung out with a bunch of dudes and the main guy's beard who was clearly just a prostitute he was paying to make the whole thing look legitimate. I mean obviously he'd be into this stuff.
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He had THE Sex. You know the one sex you get in your life and then never again.
Considering sex dries up after marriage it's pretty accurate
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My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...
That also isn't the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn't want to impregnate his brother's widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up "levirate marriage".
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That also isn't the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn't want to impregnate his brother's widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up "levirate marriage".
The wording could just mean he pulled out.
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Considering sex dries up after marriage it's pretty accurate
Only if you don’t keep working at your partnership and are just there for the comfort of not being cosmically alone, sure.
