The Real Criminals

[thereturnofpeb@reddthat.com]

There would still be people who stole if we lived in a socialist paradise. And they would still want to be called boss.

[lanik2000@lemmy.world]

You'll notice that organized crime (ya know, as a metric of success) doesn't usually rely on robberies as their source of income. Robberies are risky and stupid.

[chad@sh.itjust.works]

Refresh your feed. They found him.

[samus12345@lemmy.world]

Yup, I saw an hour or so ago. Very odd to conveniently still have the weapon with him as well as a manifesto.

[gammelfisch@lemmy.world]

Spot on!

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Unless of course you're either SUPER rich, a white supremacist, or both. Then cops are your ride or die bffs.

[zalgotext@sh.itjust.works]

I don't doubt that, but a lot of homeless people see living on the street as worse than living in prison

[stinky@redlemmy.com]

Honey it was literally the topic of the discussion. Please stop backpedaling, it's humiliating.

[majorhavoc@programming.dev]

I've been saving up for some space tourism, but you're right, it's time to buy a senator. (This is sarcasm.)

[dragonfucker@lemmy.nz]

Praise Muad'dib!

[dragonfucker@lemmy.nz]

The cops can plant as much evidence on Luigi as they want, that doesn't make him The Adjuster.

[cypher@lemmy.world]

Robbers are committing violent crime mostly against the working class.

Cops should go after both robbers and robber barons.

[dudedudenson@lemmings.world]

Honestly it seems the entirety of lemmy is just political extremists that will down vote any opinion that isn't in their ball park and only care about political talking points. I swear I miss reddit where I could have a feed of interesting stuff where I could scroll for 5 minutes in the toilet without seeing shit like this.

This kind of shit is why lemmy doesn't gather mass adoption

[octopus_ink@lemmy.ml]

I used to get so angry at posts like this. I was an absolute idiot back then. How the hell is this the reality we've allowed to be created around us?

[fauxpseudo@lemmy.world]

How does one create this comic and completely ignore that cops stealing via civil asset forfeiture take more than cops

[chillinit@lemmynsfw.com]

If I give you a benefit of the doubt then you're a pacifist. Where you're going wrong is in believing that everyone else should also be a pacifist.

Even the Green Party would kick you to the curb. You're a lone wolf that'll stagnate in neoliberalism like all the other lone wolves. It's a net negative to engage. Even if you wanted to learn the majority would turn you down because a Trump supporter would be a better prospective student.

Remember: You'll always be judged by the quality of your questions.

Good luck.