So I've got this fun luggable that I picked up this weekend.
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@foone This felt like a weird livestream capture system.
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relatively recently means "up until march 2020", judging by file dates.
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I have their OBS config. I could make PIRATE CHURCH SERMONS!
especially if they didn't rotate their stream key between now and 2020
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uh. I think this thing might have been donated from someone who worked at NetApp, and didn't clear the hard drive.
There's some files from 2016 that are Net App All Hands presentations.
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NetApp Confidential - Restricted Use
YEAH ABOUT THAT: MAYBE DON'T LEAVE IT ON A HARD DRIVE IN THE GARBAGE
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fun fact about this:
in 2016 I was working for Pure Storage, one of NetApp's direct competitors -
I am an expert at industrial espionage but I take the slow route
I just wait 8 years for your computers to get donated to a church and then thrown out, and then I pick them up and access your presentations that were foolishly left on the hard drive!It's the perfect crime!
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the machine runs IIS for some reason. I don't really feel like looking into what this does, but I think it's some weird SOAP thing
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yeah this thing has 55 files in the Archive folder, and every one I've checked is an internal confidential NetApp presentation
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they're not hiring for any security positions. I checked.
Not surprised, really.
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oh hey there's another folder with another archive but this is the church's livestreams.
I can pirate the Jesus!
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@foone
Are they mad enough to have code on it?Like here is our proprietary...
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@foone Splice two recordings together, one with a large congregation and one with a small congregation. Convince viewers the rapture has happened.
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@DotMaetrix sadly, you can't see the congregation
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@lewiscowles1986 a little bit of ASP code
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gaze into the heatsink of insanity
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so @Lapsus figured out what heatsink this is. It's an actual product that was sold, not their custom thing (though the fan mount IS custom, they made their own aluminum bracket for it)
It's a Swiftech MCX478-V (or very similar, since that one is designed for a Pentium 4, and this is a Intel Core (non-duo)
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fun fact about this heatsink:
They did not, in fact, drill the screw holes at an angle. That was too hard, so they drilled them vertically, and just bent the screws.
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oh god the church has a link to their sharepoint instance.
I was a bit iffy when my local church introduced powerpoint in the early 2000s, I think this fancy produced video stuff is extra bad, but Sharepoint? That's one of the layers of hell! It's in the bible*!
* it's not. I checked.
