Think of how stupid the average person is...

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

Everyone dumber than me is a moron.

Everyone smarter than me is an asshole.

With all these morons and assholes everywhere, it's amazing society even functions.

^(FYI: this is a parody of a George Carlin joke about driving)^

[starman2112@sh.itjust.works]

Unfriendly reminder that one half of US adults read at a 6th grade level. When you think the average person is stupid, be aware of how incredibly stupid that is

[trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world]

Eh, keurig doesn't seem like a great company, but they're nowhere near as bad as nestle.

[absgeeknz@lemmy.nz]

95% is a little low for a genius.

At 95%, you are the smartest in a room of 20.

Depending on if you are talking about ordinary or extraordinary genius, depending on which measure you choose ordinary genius is in the 1 in 10k range; and extraordinary genius is 100 to 1000 times rarer 1 in a million to 1 in 10 million range.

If you are sitting in a stadium of 50k, and you are the smartest person. You are still likely not and extraordinary genius.

[clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

If you think genius implies good personal hygiene, I think I know which side of the graph you fall on.

[clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world]

Sounds like you fancy yourself a scumbag philosopher.

[clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Definitely know where your emotional intellegence falls on the graph.

[m137@lemmy.world]

You not replying makes me think you didn't do that misspelling on purpose, which is way more funny.

People not being able to grasp basic shit like how to use there, their and they're correctly shows how dumb most people are.

[oxideseven@lemmy.ca]

Ah, the good ol days.

[xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world]

You're probably sure you're above average, right?

[pilferjinx@lemmy.world]

I'm good at a few things and average or worse at everything else. It's a wash