Should ySanta really be in a position to judge naughty from nice?

[endofline@lemmy.world]

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[dmmacniel@feddit.org]

And the reindeer ain't even a fox!

[myturtleswimsupsidedown@fedia.io]

This is your annual reminder that Santa’s steeds as classically depicted are all Ladies. Male Caribou shed their antlers before Christmas. That’s right! The sleigh runs on girl power! Red One even paid homage to this fun fact this year.

[afc1886vcc@reddthat.com]

All the reindeer have had their dicks in Vixen

[mouselemming@sh.itjust.works]

To be fair to Santa, foxes are known for their fleetness, agility and endurance, hence the whole chasing-after-with-horses-and-dogs ridiculousness. "Vixen" means she's exactly what Santa needs on his team

[mediumgray@lemmy.ca]

Well, we know that they're typically referred to as male (as far as I know at least), so perhaps they're all transmasc?

[riverspirit@thelemmy.club]

Then how the reindeer loved her
As they moaned out with glee
"Vixen the Red-Flapped Reindeer
You'll go down in history"

[saharamaleikuhm@feddit.org]

So Santa is a furry, big deal. It's nearly 2025, if you are not a furry yet, what are you even doing with your life. Look, all I'm saying is life is too short to miss out on all the furry porn out there.