This seems like a lot of money to spend to avoid having to stir

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

This seems like a lot of money to spend to avoid having to stir

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[flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange]

@jalefkowit Buff doge beverage techbro 2017: squeeze the packet of juice with thousands of pounds of force in a food grade press

Cheems beverage techbro 2024: pwease fix me a drinky measuring cups are hard

[randomvalleyjournalism@mastodon.social]

@jalefkowit why does every podcast I listen to have bartesian ads?

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

@RandomValleyJournalism I am getting pretty tired of that myself