Indiana Jones was named after the state Indiana, which was named after American Indians, which were named after India, which was named after the Indus River, which was named for the word for river...
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...and River Phoenix played young Indian Jones in the third movie.
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Now if the phoenix had a link to someone named Jones we'd really have something here.
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Indiana Jones was named after the dog – George Lucas’s or the Jones’s depending on if you want to go canon or not.
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Indiana Jones was named after the dog – George Lucas’s or the Jones’s depending on if you want to go canon or not.
"The dog?! You were named after the dog?!"
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There must be a way of compressing this so that the...
...punchline fits
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Indiana Jones was named after the dog – George Lucas’s or the Jones’s depending on if you want to go canon or not.
That means there's yet another layer! Assuming the dog was named after the state.
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A Phoenix is reborn through fire.
A fire is also known as a blaze.
If you feel the need to "blaze up", one could say you are Jonesing.
We've cracked the code!
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Meaning: "son of John"
So "Indiana Jones" can be translated as "River, son of John".
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That's not a shower thought, that's shower research
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Meaning: "son of John"
So "Indiana Jones" can be translated as "River, son of John".
River...John...John the Baptist.
Indiana Jones was able to ride the sub because he was granted water powers by God as part of his quest to find the Ark!
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That's not a shower thought, that's shower research
That's the miracle of waterproof phones
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His name has layers. Like an onion.
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His name has layers. Like an onion.
like a parfait. who doesn't like a parfait?
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That's not a shower thought, that's shower research
True, it kind of turned into that.
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“We called the dog Indiana!”
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There was a dude in Seattle who went by Phoenix Jones. He fashioned himself a masked vigilante, roaming the streets saving people from muggings and assaults.
Turns out he was mostly just picking fights with drunk frat guys. And we're pretty sure he was dealing drugs and using the superhero facade to beat up his competition.
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Kevin Bacon, River Phoenix, and ???
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Kevin Bacon, River Phoenix, and ???
The nerdy girl from Goonies
