It was Steve
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Fucken' hell, man!
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Oops, my bad
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oops ididit again
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Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
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Not my problem
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"resume generating event"
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Brian did it
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Shelves buckled.
You still have a free word!
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Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
All right
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Was anyone hurt? Those pallets can weight easily a few thousand pounds.
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Not my problem
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Nobody was hurt.
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it wasn't me
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"I told you."
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Want a blowie?
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Are these trash?
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Shelves buckled.
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Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
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Nobody was hurt.
...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.