It was Steve

[nightweb@lemm.ee]

It’s my first day

[burgersc12@mander.xyz]

It's my first*

[hikingvet@lemmy.ca]

Shelves buckled.

[afc1886vcc@reddthat.com]

I wasn't here

[carvex@lemmy.world]

Some shit broke

[sonicblue03@sh.itjust.works]

Zigged. Should've zagged.

[hootinnhollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

It was loud

[toes@ani.social]

Good luck Jim

[aeronmelon@lemmy.world]

Saved the eggs.

[no_money_just_change@feddit.org]

See you tomorrow

[shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

[chonkyowlbear@lemmy.world]

Told ya so

[nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de]

How about "is everyone ok"?

[zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Shit. Is. fuuucked.

[kersploosh@sh.itjust.works]

Nobody was hurt.

[bobs_monkey@lemm.ee]

Ruh roh raggy

[godnroc@lemmy.world]

Fucken' hell, man!

[fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net]

Oops, my bad

[dadgpt@lemmy.world]

oops ididit again

[yamaharevstar@lemmy.world]

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)

Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)