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Animals don't need to wipe because they don't have massive glutes evolved to support an entire upright body while also walking and running. This is the curse of our intelligence and endurance.

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Let’s cut the shit, it’s the curse our fat asses.

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Let’s cut the shit

With a poop knife?

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Only way to be sure.

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They also do 'wipe.' Quite often, actually. I have seen just about every variety of mammal that I've observed for longer than a few hours lick their bum clean.

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Technically humans don't have to vipe either. But it would be like dried Nutella in a shag carpet.

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Forbidden Tootsie roll.

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The wrong thread to stumble into during lunch, but that’s on me.

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You deserve this for using speaker in an office.

Black History Month

Just a treat for later

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Did we evolve to like butts because walking upright upright was advantageous? Or did we evolve to walk upright because we liked butts?

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For the cleaning fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuWkC9wby5E

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The baboons have been oddly quiet since you asked this

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Something like that happened to "a friend". During a several day hike, a #2 in the wood was wiped a bit too hastily and some of it was missed.

Now the remnant bits dried and glued the hair from both cheeks together, during the hike after that my "friend" could feel the hairs being pulled from one side to another at each step he was taking.

Not a great experience.

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you know, you dont have to share every thought that crosses your mind

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Something that blows my mind is realising how much of our understanding of sex and attraction is socially constructed. For example, there are plenty of documented cultures where women's breasts don't have the erotic connotation we attach to them. The thing that really threw me off was learning about some people who don't kiss as a show of affection — I found this a surreal concept, because in terms of romantic interactions with a partner, I'm fairly meh about sex, but I'm a big fan of kissing/making out; There's a sense in which I obviously know that preference towards kissing is likely not an evolved trait, but more sociocultural, but it feels so intuitive that something so visceral isn't necessarily an innate trait.

Anyway, this is a long way of saying "did we evolve to like butts, though?". Evolutionary biology, the field that would consider questions like these, is unavoidably pretty heavy on the speculation side — given that humans have evolved to be such social creatures, we can't really separate out the sociocultural aspects of development from the genetic side, and that makes asking evolutionary questions on large timescales to be a tricky endeavour.

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Butts are the original boobs.