‘NUTRITIOUS SUBS’ [OC] (mildly NSFW)

[custardfist@feddit.nl]

cross-posted from: feddit.nl/post/24685576

Dammit. I forgot to add a funny sound for the insertion.

[machinefab812@discuss.tchncs.de]

Oh look, its the gay agenda according to morons. Okay, Okay, the kid’s reaction to the straw is absolutely the worst of it, and also the punchline.

Please make sure we never get a breakdown of this by DJT or JD Vance. The pig-fucker episode of Black Mirror was NOT a how-to guide!!

[sendmephotos@lemmy.world]

Now that is a dank meme/comic.

[gmtom@lemmy.world]

Fun fact: this comic could be considered CP in at least a couple countries.

[krauerking@lemy.lol]

You know someone put love and care designing this establishment when they made the sub delivery cart the same height as the tables for easy hogtied sliding.

It’s just general thoughtfulness to the mistresses that make you come back.

[greenknight23@lemmy.world]

“punch him in the testicles and I’ll come.”

[qkall@lemmy.ml]

‘mildly nsfw’

…where do y’all work? This would definitely be an unwelcomed conversation with HR.

[custardfist@feddit.nl]

HR just sat me down, together with the CEO, the writer, the artist, the social media manager, the coffee lady and the janitorial staff of CustardFist inc. (a.k.a. my appartement) and I all agreed that this comic hit the right level of raunchiness to stir up the much needed engagement.

Then I all patted each other on the back and went my separate ways. What an eventful day this was.

[krauerking@lemy.lol]

That patting is gonna get you back in trouble with HR! Please tell me you had your intimacy coordinator in the room too?!