I really hate these new "Dyson Airblade" urinals

[anarchiv@todon.nl]

I really hate these new "Dyson Airblade" urinals

[schratze@todon.nl]

@anarchiv this is another one of those posts of yours that has been living in my head rent free for forever

[anarchiv@todon.nl]

@schratze I suppose it qualifies as a classic at this point

[schratze@todon.nl]

@anarchiv well it's been on the fedi longer than I have

[stoori@polyglot.city]

@schratze @anarchiv

who would win?

schratze

or

one piss joke

[owl@gts.u8.is]

@Stoori @schratze @anarchiv would you rather fight 100 droplet-sized schratzen, or 1 schratze-sized piss drop?

[anarchiv@todon.nl]

@owl @Stoori @schratze depends on my armour, really

[owl@gts.u8.is]

@anarchiv @Stoori @schratze wielding a trusty airblade

[anarchiv@todon.nl]

@owl @Stoori @schratze This reminds me of those weirdly militarist Star Wars novels on Mace Windu for some reason

[owl@gts.u8.is]

@anarchiv @Stoori @schratze now i have "dysona" stuck in my head and i don't know what to do with it

[anarchiv@todon.nl]

@owl @Stoori @schratze What's your Dysona. What's the thing you really suck at