Career tip #345

[anunusualrelic@lemmy.world]

What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?

[maggoty@lemmy.world]

Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you...

[remembertheapollo_@lemmy.world]

#4, also influencer.

[zagaberoo@beehaw.org]

You fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can't divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.

[jinni@sh.itjust.works]

Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can't imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

flawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties

[agent641@lemmy.world]

The banks' robbers

[ponygirl42@lemmy.wtf]

Lol as a bartender I am clearly waaaaay lower on the so to-economic ladder.

[ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

You just prefix "turbo" to whatever it would have been without.

[anunusualrelic@lemmy.world]

Oh. Right, that makes sense.

[dyskolos@lemmy.zip]

I am a gamer looking for a drug-dealer and I also don't work. But I make more than the whole panel 1. Also I don't own a beanie.
Should I get a beanie? And how to wear it?
This is hard.