Career tip #345

[quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyz]

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[neidu3@sh.itjust.works]

I don't wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.

[carvex@lemmy.world]

You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!

[rubberelectrons@lemmy.world]

That's pretty good hahaha

[solsangraal@lemmy.zip]

as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small

[ahismamiasma@lemm.ee]

This feels like an antisemitic dog whistle...

[eestileib@sh.itjust.works]

Make it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa's trainer.

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

The first style could also be a seaman on a merchant mariner vessel.

[punnyname@lemmy.world]

Right? Fuck all these small headed people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!

[onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe]

Yea, I don't know anyone, anywhere I've ever worked that wore a beanie.

Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance... You know, where we were outside in the cold.

[zelaf@sopuli.xyz]

Why is this so accurate??

[subarctictundra@lemmy.ml]

Haha I see what you're referring to but what would be different in the meme in the case that it wasn't a dog whistle?

[lemjukes@lemm.ee]

Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…

[troglodytis@lemmy.world]

I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney

[salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense:
Bank robber lol

[xanthrax@lemmy.world]

Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!

[shanedino@lemmy.world]

To some extent it's just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

The villain we need

[duamerthrax@lemmy.world]

The fact the Forklift Operators are paid less then UX Designers is a crime against humanity.

[peoplebeproblems@midwest.social]

Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I'm a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious