OH NO NOT KENTUCKY NOOOOOO
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Me, fast-forwarding through all the boring state calls, "Yes, yes, we knew that already, let's get to the good part."
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I just want to see Republicans lose Iowa. That'd be fucking funny.
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In case this goes the way we want, be prepared to say "land doesn't vote" over and over again to your angry Trump-voting relatives when you're home at Thanksgiving. #uspol
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Poll: "Would you like to be able to smoke marijuana without going to jail?"
Florida: "Um....I'm not sure. Can you ask the question again?"
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The Republicans being so fucking pissed at the idea their wives might vote for Harris really reveals the patriarchal focus.
Like not one even them would even remotely consider the possibility that they betrayed their wives with their votes. No, it's the other way around.
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No real surprises yet, states falling into place like dominoes, everyone just waiting for the real questions:
The so-called "swing states."
(For everyone outside the country, we just call them that because we can't use poll math and past elections to accurately predict the outcomes of those states until the election.)
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I'm on drink number three. No, I've not paced myself every well.
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For historical record purposes, this is what the 270 to win site had for the electoral map. Before anyone started voting. So far, no surprises.
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This is why I say the really interesting analysis will start coming later in the night.
Maybe a couple hours from now.
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This is my night to doomscroll and I'll doomscroll if I wanna.
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It's like, on Oct 31, you eat candy and watch spooky movies. On the first Tuesday in November of an election year in the USA, you get absolutely kershnackered and watch the decline of the empire.
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"Oh, right, I forgot how absolutely ridiculous this system is."
Me, every four years, experiencing selective amnesia
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Too early to say by so many factors, we need data, goddammit. Not enough data yet.
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yawn Trump is likely to get 230 electoral votes no matter what happens, based on electoral math.
No upsets yet, still no surprises. Louisiana is not a surprise.
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Drink number four is a beer, for those keeping score. At least, I'm pretty sure this is drink four. I'm resolving to pace myself a bit more from here, or else I'll be talking about Miyazaki films or why you shouldn't overuse adverbs when writing.
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With these early calls, I feel kind of like an enemy commander watching a charging enemy, like in LOTR or something, and I'm just crying out, "Steady!...." and the charging horde gets closer, and more red states fall to Trump the Despoiler and the electoral votes rise ever higher. "....HOOOOOLD!" I cry, and then there goes Texas with it's 40 electoral votes! Oh snap! It's getting closer.... "....HOLD!" I cry again, as 4 electoral votes from Nevada tick into the Trump column.
This is all as expected. Now is not the time to panic, now is not the time to react. Stare at them with all your fury, knowing the moment approaches, the deciding battle, contact has not yet been made, true blood has not yet been spilt.
But I'd rather be us than them tonight.
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Okay, that was probably cringe, but it's not like I'm saving bytes tonight.
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pokes the data C'mon.
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This is the part of the evening where some of you might be saying to yourselves, "I realize Mississippi is a horrible place that no one should live, but did they pay zero attention to all the overt Nazi shit?" and my painful realization after many years of denial is in fact, Yes, they did see all the Nazi shit. And the nicest thing I can say about that is that for some reason the Nazi shit wasn't a dealbreaker.
