Is there an American version of the ending of "trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.

[megmac@social.treehouse.systems]

Is there an American version of the ending of "trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. Not too big, not too small, just the size of Montreal"?

[jamey@toot.cat]

@megmac I seem to recall having heard the second line as "If you don't, I don't care; I'll pull down your underwear." But it's been a few years since I was in the target demographic for such poetry

[jsit@social.coop]

@jamey @megmac This is the same as I heard it in the Midwest in the 80s.