Service dog

[greenknight23@lemmy.world]

more than 1 will follow you because they know humans are dumb enough to feed them.

more than 3 and you're the meal.

[dragonfucker@lemmy.nz]

He actually belonged to your mum

[ikidd@lemmy.world]

There's a lot of animals to be more afraid of than coyotes and wolves. I think between them there's been maybe 4 fatalities in the last century. The last thing I would get in front of is a moose cow with a calf, that's a good way to find Valhalla.

[kitathalla@lemy.lol]

Coyote - Wikipedia

(en.wikipedia.org)

average male weight is 18-44 lbs... female 15-40.

Suuure, and next thing ya know, those rocs will snatch you up by accident if you're riding an elephant.

[garbagebagel@lemmy.world]

If you kick them real hard they're more likely to tell you their pin

[greenknight23@lemmy.world]

y'all haven't been chased by coyotes before and it shows.

[greenknight23@lemmy.world]

There's a lot of animals to be more afraid of than coyotes and wolves.

yes. I'm terrified of polar bears, but fortunately I live in an area where coyotes outnumber polar bears 1500 to 0.

[idkwhatusernametoputherelolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

If any bystander asks, just tell them you are doing CPR v2: Mugging Boogaloo

[hupf@feddit.org]

[chetradley@lemm.ee]

Leads you to lion's den. Other lions: "door dash is here!"

[missjinx@lemmy.world]

That's why I steer clear from nature. I'm a very easy pray

[chetradley@lemm.ee]

I prey you stay safe!

[smeenz@lemmy.nz]

"Oh sweet.....I don't have to carry dinner", thinks the lion.

[nikkidimes@lemmy.world]

I'm pretty sure it was just a joke...probably