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If you're going to be venturing out into coyote country alone you should at least be able to differentiate them from dogs. Not safe for you or the coyotes.

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more than 1 will follow you because they know humans are dumb enough to feed them.

more than 3 and you're the meal.

Dragon Rider (drag)

He actually belonged to your mum

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There's a lot of animals to be more afraid of than coyotes and wolves. I think between them there's been maybe 4 fatalities in the last century. The last thing I would get in front of is a moose cow with a calf, that's a good way to find Valhalla.

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Coyote - Wikipedia

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average male weight is 18-44 lbs... female 15-40.

Suuure, and next thing ya know, those rocs will snatch you up by accident if you're riding an elephant.

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If you kick them real hard they're more likely to tell you their pin

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y'all haven't been chased by coyotes before and it shows.

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There's a lot of animals to be more afraid of than coyotes and wolves.

yes. I'm terrified of polar bears, but fortunately I live in an area where coyotes outnumber polar bears 1500 to 0.

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If any bystander asks, just tell them you are doing CPR v2: Mugging Boogaloo

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Leads you to lion's den. Other lions: "door dash is here!"

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That's why I steer clear from nature. I'm a very easy pray

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I prey you stay safe!

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"Oh sweet.....I don't have to carry dinner", thinks the lion.

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I'm pretty sure it was just a joke...probably