Collateral splashing

[neatobuilds@mander.xyz]

You don’t use a poop sock?

[dohpaz42@lemmy.world]

I used to, but then I got a bidet. It’s like Sea World every time I poop now.

[crashumbc@lemmy.world]

I’m more worried about when the tip touches something it shouldn’t…

[ladicius@lemmy.world]

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my balls…

[papastevesy@lemmy.world]

No, thankfully my scrotum is, currently at least, fully intact. No butt-water in these balls!

[pastermil@sh.itjust.works]

This is why you wipe dry afterwards.

I mean, why would you worry about drops of water on your balls when your whole ass is wet?

[morphballganon@lemmy.world]

Why did they swap spots

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

If the water is cold I guess

[potatoesfall@discuss.tchncs.de]

oh god public toilet nightmares

[photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Panel 2 and the rest take place in a mirror universe

[melt@lemm.ee]

What’s a poop sock??

[ghila@sh.itjust.works]

…I didn’t know I could read French.

[nifty@lemmy.world]

You have to use a regulator for controlling both temp and pressure, that will reduce the residual splash stuff

[prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works]

Easy fix, get a syringe and you can grab some toilet water to inject in your sac.

Hope this helps

[inferno@lemmy.ml]

They swapped seats between first and second frame

[darkcloud@lemmy.world]

Because their eyes are fixed in an absolute plane to the viewers perception. So to us it looks like they swapped seats, but that’s just because we don’t understand how their eyes work.

…this is why their eyes are jutting off their heads like that. It would make more sense if you had eyes like theirs, then you would understand this as a quirk of their universe.

[fizz@lemmy.nz]

Its gonna dry anyway why waste the paper.

[r0ertel@lemmy.world]

It’s working as designed. The sac is the mud flap, right?

[gbu_28@lemm.ee]

Witch’s kiss

[smeg@feddit.uk]

A wizard did it