had to delete the "on msnbc in five minutes" joke because an alarming number of people were not realizing it was a joke

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

had to delete the "on msnbc in five minutes" joke, because an alarming number of people were not realizing it was a joke. and I would never make you watch msnbc. never

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@jalefkowit must be something in the air

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

@SnoopJ What can I say, America is thirsty for leadership

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

Trust me, if I am ever on cable news, you will know. The earth will shake. Animals will howl. Sulphuric smoke will pour from great fissures