Moral dilemas (SMBC)

[zorque@lemmy.world]

... that's the fucking point, you twonk.

[fuglyduck@lemmy.world]

or you take over operations, adulterate the bread with sawdust while selling the good stuff only to the 1% who can afford it. Also, maybe make it an overpriced subscription, where in order to have the privilege of buying bread, you also have to pay per loaf, too.

If that sounds like corpo-shit... that's because it is.

[lemmyman@lemmy.world]

Idk dude that sounds a little like capitalism or at least economics

[shinkantrain@lemmy.ml]

Maybe this one just owns the bakery

[thereturnofpeb@reddthat.com]

I went to a house and I asked for some bread
And the lady says, "bum, bum, the baker is dead"

Hallelujah, I'm a bum
Hallelujah, bum again
Hallelujah, give us a handout
To revive us again

[chee_koala@lemmy.world]

Yeah but in this town, the kill bakers . Don't listen to this guy y'all, he's just trying to up his baker tally so he can look cool eating bread. It's a trap, don't bake bread.

[thessnake03@lemmy.world]

Killing bakers

[paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works]

That's a landlord

[moody@lemmings.world]

Then you might as well lightly poison the regular bread to keep the poor feeling like shit and preventing them from improving their life. You can still sell the premium, non-poisoned bread to the rich.

[fuglyduck@lemmy.world]

also placing some of the antidote into "herbal" remedies. to make even more money off them.

[thereturnofpeb@reddthat.com]

Why do you want to talk about killing bakers ?

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

I'm not a baker I'm a patisserie.

[poach@lemmy.world]

This, this is late stage capitalism.

[randelung@lemmy.world]

Some More Bread Comic?

[frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe]

I know how to make bread. It's not fucking hard.

[phoneymouse@lemmy.world]

So, in this world. Once you become the baker, guess who is next?

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

Saturday morning breakfast cereal

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

Dude, people on Lemmy freak it if they don't have their Starbucks coffee and their multiple online subscriptions.

They will categorically not learn to make bread, instead they will flock to Uber eats for those sweet points

[filthyhookerspit@lemmy.world]

It's been like a decade since I last went to that site, can't believe he's still going

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

Wait, wasn't that the point? I thought we wanted owner to have bread for like 5 minutes and then die horribly