Piglet

[themaninblack@lemmy.world]

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[jestzer@lemmy.world]

That Pooh movie scared the shit out of me as a kid.

[felixcress@lemmy.world]

May not quite work:

https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20250107-israel-soldier-suspected-of-war-crimes-faces-legal-case-in-argentina/

[sergio@slrpnk.net]

Piglet just needs to get some Intro to Rocketry texts.

[5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org]

It did work pretty well for a lot of Nazis:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratlines_(World_War_II)

[drolex@sopuli.xyz]

Looks more like someone who would let the ring bearer decide whether to go through Moria.

[lath@lemmy.world]

Argentina is a bluff. They were smuggled into the US soon after in order to help build the next iteration of the Holy Roman Empire, a new age federal theocracy.

With Cyber Piglet as their new Holy Emperor, we'll finally take the first step into the Warhammer universe, as we're supposed to.