Friends, today is the day before Thanksgiving here in the US.

[jerry@infosec.exchange]

Friends, today is the day before Thanksgiving here in the US. Friday is also a holiday for many people here so that we have the day off to go buy stuff that looks like it is on sale but really isn't.

What does that mean to you? It means that it is time. Time to push that code to production. Push it like it's never been pushed before. Use all the git flags.

Testing is for people who are not confident in their abilities, and we don't have time for that sort of negativity around here.

Today is your day.

Tomorrow, and beyond? That is ops problem.

[ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org]

@jerry

git commit
git push production

[rwg@aoir.social]

@jerry i like this call! Push code out, go on holiday, and see what falls out of the sky?

[jerry@infosec.exchange]

@ai6yr
git push
git push push it REAL GOOD

[dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud]

@jerry @ai6yr

git freebase this in my veins

[markpitblado@fosstodon.org]

@jerry make sure to also disable status monitors on the way out so the annoying incident pings don't interfere with your delicious turkey dinner. Grandma's cooking is far more important than millions per minute

[rwhitworth@infosec.exchange]

@jerry I'm going to report this post because it triggers me

[jerry@infosec.exchange]

@rwhitworth

[bhahne@mastodon.online]

@jerry This riff on the Muppet Show theme captured your proposal fairly well:

Mastodon

(mastodon.online)

It's time to push to prod now
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the muppets
Who wrote this code tonight

It's time to break the service
Time to stay up all night
It's time to light up pagers
When we push on Friday night

(Solo, Kermit)
To introduce this bugfix
That's what I'm here to do
Though I don't know if it's tested
We're going to push it through

[gunchleoc@mastodon.scot]

@dannotdaniel @jerry @ai6yr
push --force production

[gunchleoc@mastodon.scot]

@rwhitworth I'm sure the admin will give @jerry a stern talking to

[jerry@infosec.exchange]

@gunchleoc @rwhitworth the admin performed a thorough investigation of himself and subsequently cleared himself of any wrongdoing

[gunchleoc@mastodon.scot]

@jerry @rwhitworth

I really miss that whistling smilie that I used to have on phpBB

[rdela@mastodon.social]

@gunchleoc @dannotdaniel @jerry @ai6yr
push --force it real good

[rwhitworth@infosec.exchange]

@jerry @gunchleoc I'm just glad *I* didn't catch a ban for submitting a fake report

[gunchleoc@mastodon.scot]

@rwhitworth @jerry What could possibly go wrong...

[mia@tearoom.tearmoon.com]

@gunchleoc @rdela @ai6yr @dannotdaniel @jerry just add a git alias, ‘git gud’ for ‘git push -f origin main’, for added convenience and ergonomics