Stop asking me about SimpleX.

Soatok Dreamseeker

{Insert Pasta Pun}

@soatok what about SexyF?

It's functional :3

entronid

@risottobias i'm wonderinig whether to actually google this

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@entronid probably not

Soatok Dreamseeker

Like, holy shit, do y'all realize how exhausting this is?

Me: "Wow Telegram is being kinda fascist-friendly. Maybe furries should move to Signal."

Begin loop.

Hordes of random people: "But what about $otherPlatform?"

Me: looks at oter platform

Me: "It's shit. Here's what I hate, possibly with 0days."

Repeat loop, forever.

Soatok Dreamseeker

It's not even like these random queries are consistent.

I've heard people say "I'm going back to Telegram" because Matrix's olm library was full of side-channels.

That's stupid, Telegram is the worst of all possible messaging apps so far.

Soatok Dreamseeker

Want to know about the security of SimpleX?

Professional cryptographers audited it recently. Go read their audit report. Why are you asking me?

Soatok Dreamseeker

I don't have an opinion about:

SimpleX
DeltaChat
Olvid
Molly
Briar
Whatever other bullshit people come up with

If you annoy me enough, I will look, but only to find 0days to sell exploit brokers. You'll never hear my findings. I'm that done with these needling motherfucking queries from strangers. It's death by 10,000 cuts.