Explain this, humankind

[cm0002@lemmy.world]

Because that's where I got it from, that's where I linked the source to

[smeg@feddit.uk]

I feel I've seen this exact joke in an SMBC or something several years ago

[lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works]

Yeah, but wait until you hear what these green guys did to Santa.

[diplomjodler3@lemmy.world]

TBF, his (hypothetical) dad planned the whole thing.

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

Yes, but only because he knew our nature, and still wanted to love and forgive us, despite being quite unforgivable.

[asbestos@lemmy.world]

understandable, have a good day

[mossyfeathers@pawb.social]

We killed God. And we'd do it again if given the chance.

[mossyfeathers@pawb.social]

The joke has been around a while, so they probably have made the same joke.

[drolex@sopuli.xyz]

You're right!

[meco03211@lemmy.world]

Sure. That fucker wants to forgive us and he gets a pass. I want to love and forgive everyone and I wind up with a life sentence for murdering my son.

[flocklesscrow@lemm.ee]

HO HO HO

[smeg@feddit.uk]

Even more similar than I remembered!

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

[chiliedogg@lemmy.world]

That's your mistake.

You set up a situation in which he will end up being murdered by others.

[gerudo@lemm.ee]

Oh, I know a good chunk of this country seeing a brown skinned guy helping out the poor and being all woke and shit, would put him right back up on that cross.

[sergio@slrpnk.net]

That joke's been around since 1750 BC

Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message:

When Jesus came, Jesus said to you as follows : "I will return when the time is right." Jesus left then but has not yet returned to you as promised. Now you look to my messenger (Sit-Sin) and ask: "Why, then, has Jesus not returned?"

What do you take me for, that Jesus would not return to me after visiting? Would you treat somebody like Jesus with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to invite Jesus to return several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun to whom Jesus has not returned?

You alone ask why this is so! Take cognizance that (from now on) Jesus shall exercise against you the right of rejection if you have treated him with contempt. How did you treat Jesus when he visited?

Translated from the original Akkadian: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/complaint-tablet-to-ea-nasir (er... this is a joke btw)

[atro_city@fedia.io]

Is god also jesus and the holy spirit all at once?

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

Actually, he only cums once a year.

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

God creates earth. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

[acockworkorange@mander.xyz]

Top tier joke, mate.