Chicken Soup for the Stroll

[wzl@lemmy.world]

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[darkcloud@lemmy.world]

You have purchased, +1 melee.

[mcheva4eva@lemmy.world]

It's soup for my family.

[charleney@lemmy.world]

Soda cans in a pillow case work too - Sean Penn - Bay Boys (1983)

[kaitco@lemmy.world]

Ah! The joys of being a lady in the city!

[algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org]

A+ title!

[edangrey@sh.itjust.works]

This is a bit of a depressing reality tbh

[galanthus@lemmy.world]

Canned goods? They don't taste very well.
Might as well buy some wine.

[big_boss_77@lemmynsfw.com]

I've gotten so used to skipping titles, I didn't even read this one. Thank you for calling it out, I appreciate it.

[southsamurai@sh.itjust.works]

Not gonna end well unless you're bringing you own bags and they're sturdy.

[mouselemming@sh.itjust.works]

You should anyway. Especially if you're walking/taking public transportation.

[mouselemming@sh.itjust.works]

You might wine up with a mess of shards and stains. Whereas you can pummel an assailant to death and still have Chicken Corn Chowder for lunch. (Just don't put away any dented cans, use them immediately.)

[galanthus@lemmy.world]

Well I think a wine bottle would do more damage, and maybe not even break.

[baguette@lemm.ee]

I recently watched a video from vlad about this and it's really depressing how citylife is actively hostile.

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

Get some pepper spray.

[kn33@lemmy.world]

Big bags of soup!

[davidagain@lemmy.world]

I had my last tin of chicken soup last week and it was lovely. I've frozen the rest of the turkey because I've had enough for a while. Beef lasagne tomorrow night.

[hakunawazo@lemmy.world]

...to spice up the chicken soup.