Physical Contact

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

Free hugs… on your dick?

[underpantsweevil@lemmy.world]

As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don't have to deal with creeps who can't take a hint on the regular.

[sabata11792@ani.social]

Premiums hugs that I rather not give away because people are monsters, $250 for 5 seconds.

[blindbunny@lemmy.ml]

Do I get a discount for being bald?

[ochi_chernye@startrek.website]

I can see how it's easier to fuck someone than to actively listen and (at least pretend to) empathize with them. It's easier to go without the former than the latter, as well.

[knightonthesun@lemmy.world]

Years ago in Hyde Park there was a man with a Free Hugs sign. I walked up and asked, “Are you giving or receiving?” He shrugged and we hugged.

[blindbunny@lemmy.ml]

Don't worry there's plenty of cuddle sluts.

[aeonfelis@lemmy.world]

What's Hugs in for?

[qarbone@lemmy.world]

And can I pay over 6 weeks?

[edgemaster72@lemmy.world]

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

I expect dick hugs to be much cheaper that full-body hugs.

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

Hugs shot JR

[zementid@feddit.nl]

For freeing Hat!

[agent641@lemmy.world]

Their beards are so scratchy though!

[ch00f@lemmy.world]

The true attention whore

[naz@sh.itjust.works]

Best comment I've read in ages

[lunarloony@lemmy.sdf.org]

That was even a plot point in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

[autistomephisto@lemmy.world]

Even as a man, I don't understand my fellow men's aversion to seeking the ear of a licensed therapist/mental health professional. Cost is a concern, I get that. I have health insurance that covers it, so I don't have to worry about that too much. So it's gotta be something deeper. Like an aversion to confronting oneself? I understand that. Introspection can be frightening, especially if you're encountering parts of your psyche you'd rather weren't there. Or maybe there's past trauma you'd rather not unpack. But a good therapist will be in your corner. They'll be like the healer in an RPG party, dishing out buffs and heals for you, or maybe even inflict debuffs on your inner demons.

[niktemadur@lemmy.world]

"GFEs cost extra."

[slackassassin@sh.itjust.works]

Stupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.