Physical Contact

[ephera@lemmy.ml]

Many years ago, I watched a documentary where they interviewed prostitutes and those said that it genuinely happens a lot that dudes come to them and just want someone to talk. Some of the prostitutes were even like, fucking random strangers is less arduous than listening to a broken man lay out his life's troubles. That still sticks with me...

[melodiousfunk@slrpnk.net]

That's kinda their thing.

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?

[jaybone@lemmy.world]

Free hugs… on your dick?

[underpantsweevil@lemmy.world]

As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don't have to deal with creeps who can't take a hint on the regular.

[sabata11792@ani.social]

Premiums hugs that I rather not give away because people are monsters, $250 for 5 seconds.

[blindbunny@lemmy.ml]

Do I get a discount for being bald?

[ochi_chernye@startrek.website]

I can see how it's easier to fuck someone than to actively listen and (at least pretend to) empathize with them. It's easier to go without the former than the latter, as well.

[knightonthesun@lemmy.world]

Years ago in Hyde Park there was a man with a Free Hugs sign. I walked up and asked, “Are you giving or receiving?” He shrugged and we hugged.

[blindbunny@lemmy.ml]

Don't worry there's plenty of cuddle sluts.

[aeonfelis@lemmy.world]

What's Hugs in for?

[qarbone@lemmy.world]

And can I pay over 6 weeks?

[edgemaster72@lemmy.world]

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

I expect dick hugs to be much cheaper that full-body hugs.

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

Hugs shot JR

[zementid@feddit.nl]

For freeing Hat!

[agent641@lemmy.world]

Their beards are so scratchy though!

[ch00f@lemmy.world]

The true attention whore

[naz@sh.itjust.works]

Best comment I've read in ages

[lunarloony@lemmy.sdf.org]

That was even a plot point in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet