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Butters' bitches selling hugs and kisses on the playground.

IninewCrow

Prostitute: .... here's $5, now go away!

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"Professional Cuddling" is unironically a thing.

Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.

vortic

For a minute I thought she had a five-o-clock shadow. Turns out my screen was dirty.

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Free hugs!

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Yes I know what you are saying

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"If you want me to stroke your hair and tell you aww everything's gonna be okay, that's extra."

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Worth every cent.

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You slut.

Where tho?

BigFig

Uh sure, the neoliberals are to blame

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Neoliberals probably commidicized that person's personality.

Ephera

Many years ago, I watched a documentary where they interviewed prostitutes and those said that it genuinely happens a lot that dudes come to them and just want someone to talk. Some of the prostitutes were even like, fucking random strangers is less arduous than listening to a broken man lay out his life's troubles. That still sticks with me...

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That's kinda their thing.

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Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?

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Free hugs… on your dick?

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As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don't have to deal with creeps who can't take a hint on the regular.

Sabata

Premiums hugs that I rather not give away because people are monsters, $250 for 5 seconds.

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Do I get a discount for being bald?

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I can see how it's easier to fuck someone than to actively listen and (at least pretend to) empathize with them. It's easier to go without the former than the latter, as well.