Bald Guys

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Bollocks. I've never lifted in my life. Bald for 25 years, and I've done alright for myself.

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Don't forget the beard.

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Fake. The guy is holding the phone to his ear instead of yelling at it on speaker phone.

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Well that's, like, your opinion. Lotta people want to dig out that Picussy.

Lemminary

Rule 34 LGBT+ Edition says there's an entire genre of these guys in gay porn. Source: *flashes iridescent gay membership card*

AItoothbrush

Bro what is going on in your head. You need some help.

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I don't always want people around me to listen to spicy voice mails from my SO.

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the thing about balding that I didn't expect is how fast the hair I have left grows. It's like I have to shave it every week if I don't want to look like that.

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For real, one of my least favorite in recent trends. Nobody wants to hear your whole freaking conversation.

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You're two chicks?

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This will be bouncing around in my head for the rest of my life: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AD-E2B5GfI8

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Expedient texting. Or hanging out, but over distance.

Riddle me this, call not-likers: what is the difference between calling your friend, over the phone, and calling them on your teamspeak of choice (or whatever is popular these days).

Is it the impromptu nature of it? Just don't answer when it's not convenient then, it's not the 90s, they can follow up with a text if you can't pick up.

Is it the talking to people in general? Then I fail to see why calls are the issue.

This is assuming you know the personal calling, via callerID.

Is it you feel more rushed and flustered because you can't see each other, and thus can't pick up on visual cues?

All in all, thoroughly confused why people have an aversion to calls, I think they're rather expedient and useful. Depending on what's called for. (I feel this way in both work and social contexts).

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Every week? I shave every day. I don't want my scalp all stubbly.

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idk man, my scalp gets all dry and then if I counter by moisturizing it gets all shiny. I just give up, if I'm not seeing people I care about I'm not gonna shave it

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Guys with long hair are hot, i'm not dating a man that looks like andrew fucking tate

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I do! It's like a lemmy comment thread IRL. I can give my opinion to complete strangers, completely unasked for, and free of charge.

Hey @nieminen I like your socks

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Lol. I didn't know 5 year olds were on Lemmy o.o aussie gov go get em

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Picussy

A new term for the "terrifying sounding words" vault lol